Business Quote by Anonymous

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.

— Christopher Titus

I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist.

— Ray Bradbury

You can go into a psychiatrist sometimes and just feel that this person's only role and their only desire is to write you a…

— Vic Mensa

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“If you are paying someone to motivate you (seriously), you should rather pay to a psychiatrist.”

— Anupam S Shlok

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough,…

— James Thurber

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

— Samuel Goldwyn

A psychiatrist is the god of our age. But they cost money.

— Sylvia Plath

Beware of the man who denounces psychiatrists; / he is afraid.

— Erica Jong

For a psychiatrist to be any good, he has to be willing to corner you, close off the easy exits, even when it hurts.…

— Keith Ablow

If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow…

— Lewis Black