Humour Quote by Anonymous Download Open image ““Gentlemen, this is a story that you shall tell your grandchildren, and mightily bored they'll be.”” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Military history Ww2 Ww2-history
“Your life have to be filled with interesting tales that it should not bore your grandchildren, when you tell them someday.” — Pradeepa Pandiyan Copy Share Image
“A mind is a terrible thing to waste, Share the joy of reading with all you meet. Both young and Old. Especially the children.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Many years ago now, when I was a little boy, my grandfather he say to me this story.” — O. Penn-Coughin Copy Share Image
“My stories are my children. Some are sweet infants that I coddle and care for. Others are old enough now, they need to damn… — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“A story can take children places they've never been before and tell them about things that happened to folks even older than their elders.” — Wu Ming-Yi Copy Share Image
“We all tell stories--to ourselves and to each other. Some of learn to tell only the most interesting bits.” — Shannon Donnelly Copy Share Image
“What are the lessons intended in the stories we tell to our children today?” — Gloria D. Gonsalves Copy Share Image
“Some stories need to be told time and again. Every generation forgets. Every child learns anew.” — David Demchuk Copy Share Image
“[This story] would seem to be for children, but I'm not fussy who reads it.” — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“I will tell my story, and my reader shall judge for me. I will tell my story, and so contrive to pass some few… — Mary Shelley Copy Share Image
“We can’t get away with anything with children. They are keen and attentive, and they will eventually grow up to tell the story of… — Sarah Mae Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image