I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
You can plan for a hundred years. But you don't know what will happen the next moment. — Neem Karoli Baba Copy Share Image
I have found over the years that the most important way of getting people to relax is self-deprecating humor. — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
It is impossible to grow weary of a sport that is never the same on any two days of the year. — Theodore Gordon Copy Share Image
Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Twenty years from now if there is some obscure trivial pursuits question, I am confident I will be the answer. — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
In public schooling, social policy has been turned back almost one hundred years. — Jonathan Kozol Copy Share Image
You know, we lose more homes every year to flooding than we do any other event in America. — Russel Honore Copy Share Image
Where are you originally from?” “The planet Lorien, three hundred million miles away.” “Must have been a long trip, John Smith.” “Took… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
The coming week in The Hague may prove to be one of the most important in the three-and-a-half-billion year history of life… — Tony Juniper Copy Share Image
I've been in this business 25 years. I've been eking out a living doing Broadway, off-Broadway... I've seen the unemployment line a lot. — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
Ten years ago, it was really difficult for a young actress to walk onto a set and disagree with the director and… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
A thousand years ago five minutes were Equal to forty ounces of fine sand. Outstare the stars. Infinite foretime and Infinite aftertime:… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
We who walk the narrow line have stood for free thinking for thousands of years. Let us continue balancing within the world… — Dean Potter Copy Share Image
We've been together since we've been teenagers. I can go away and disappear for two years, and when we get back together,… — John Oates Copy Share Image
Eight generations of African-Americans are still waiting to achieve their rights - compensation and restitution for the hundreds of years during which… — Cynthia McKinney Copy Share Image
I'm looking at [my daughter] right now. To think that I am her dad is the greatest honor in the world. She's… — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
Families that I lived with a little bit in junior high and quite a bit in high school and college. Just to… — Jon Gordon Copy Share Image
I understand the rock star deal having been one and still going out strapping my guitar on and performing. Now, I probably… — David Cassidy Copy Share Image
We can't stand any more! We don't want any more of what we've had to put up with for eight years and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think the idea that you know who your inner self is on a daily basis, because... you know. What's good for… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
I always looked up there, because I remember a time when the only things on the walls in Fenway were the Jimmy… — Carlton Fisk Copy Share Image
For example, a man who might not have enormous charisma, who could be president 40 years ago, and who was a deserving… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
Everybody expects the fairy tale - you're going to be together forever with somebody. I don't really subscribe to that. I'd love… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
All these years, I found that being a good wife for Jeb is my most important role, no doubt. — Columba Bush Copy Share Image
There is no logical staircase running from the physics of 10-28 cm. to the physics of 1028 light-years. — Norwood Russell Hanson Copy Share Image
People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe. — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...' — Mike Binder Copy Share Image
I also played two years of high school football but I wasn't very, how shall I say it, talented. — Kyle Chandler Copy Share Image
When you're in a movie, they treat you like you're four years old and give you whatever you want. — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Few of Caesar's assassins outlived him by more than three years, or died in their beds. — Suetonius Copy Share Image
Thanks to everyone who's encouraged and supported my work over the years. — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
The races are in fact disappearing, although the process will require thousands of years at present rates — H. Bentley Glass Copy Share Image
Democrats are awfully sensitive to losing power for a few years. I report, you decide. — Kevin Drum Copy Share Image
Hitler will have no war (does not want war), but we will force it on him, not this year, but soon. — Emil Ludwig Copy Share Image
I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting… — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7. — Josh Gad Copy Share Image