my sword reappeared in my pocket. yeah,great timing.now i could attack the walls all i wanted.my cell had no bar,no window,not even… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I did almost two years on 'One Life to Live,' so I was thinking, 'Oh yeah, I'm an actor now.' — Teddy Sears Copy Share Image
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly. “What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?” “But… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Yeah, that's what kind of, we get the idea a little bit yeah, because other people from different countries also try as… — Inge de Bruijn Copy Share Image
Hanson? Yeah, I've heard of them, I saw them perform and they have an interesting sound. I wish them every success. — Jonathan Taylor Thomas Copy Share Image
And that whole do-able/undo-able thing? Yeah. Need I point out that neither Ruth nor I have ever "done" anybody in our lives? — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
It looks a lot better from up here than it does down there, dont it? Yes. It does. There's a lot of… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
Well, the studios don't really want to take those risks right off the bat. They'll take the risk after they've seen the… — Nia Long Copy Share Image
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Yeah, I do like scary movies, especially the ones that don't take themselves too seriously. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
One of the cool things, obviously there's 'Scandal,' 'House of Cards,' there was 'West Wing.' Other than that Jack Lemmon/James Garner movie… — David Mandel Copy Share Image
There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
And I've always been paranoid. I can remember as a baby my mother would spin the mobile above my head and thinking..."yeah,… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink… — Anna Chlumsky Copy Share Image
It's always hard as an actor I think to be just on the set and have the kind of confidence to be… — Noel Fisher Copy Share Image
"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
But, yeah, I'm really happy when I'm writing. When I'm being creative and when I have something that I can put down.… — Josh Radnor Copy Share Image
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image