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![“Very powerless people [snickers] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they, the people in this…” quote by Rick Sanchez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/230/rick-sanchez-51196_cnn_very-powerless-people-snickers-he-s-such_2279655.jpg)
![“I confessed to Mike [Cimino] a couple of days before we shot. I was like, "What am I doing here, Mike?" And Mike just looked at me, in that very directorial manor, took a long pause, and he said, "You know the game tag?" And I said, "Yeah." And he said, "Well, you're it." That was some of the best…” quote by Jeff Bridges](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8e0/jeff-bridges-1213_couple_i-confessed-to-mike-cimino-a-couple-of-d_2565957.jpg)
![“As agent asked if I wanted to be represented, and I said, "Yeah, sure, I'll give it a shot!" It was never something I had really put that much thought into. But then, Lee Kirk reached out and asked if I was interested, and I read the script of the [Ordinary World] and said, "Absolutely!"” quote by Billie Joe Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e7f/billie-joe-armstrong-1888_agents_as-agent-asked-if-i-wanted-to-be-represe_2672354.jpg)
![“Yeah, I think it's like any God-given gift. You writers have the gift of perception. If you don't use it, you're going to lose it. And it's the same thing with you [Lorraine], it's God-given.” quote by Vera Farmiga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2ce/vera-farmiga-3068_given_yeah-i-think-it-s-like-any-god-given-gif_464340.jpg)
