California Quote by Andy Kindler

When I was a kid, I did dial the 900 numbers out of curiosity, but I was such a goodie-two-shoes that I immediately hung…

— Ari Graynor

The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I…

— Mitch Hedberg

“What is my Phone Number”

— Redzuan

Every time my number was called, I tried to make the best of it.

— Cordarrelle Patterson

You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "Call 1-800-I-Really-Enjoy-Brand-New-Carpeting." Too many…

— Mitch Hedberg

“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I gave her the area code and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A phone number is like the combination to a safe, isn't it? I figured you gave me yours because you wanted me to crack…

— Cherrie Lynn

If anybody ever called our number, it would be picked up in less than 2 rings with a friendly voice answering, "CD Baby." From…

— Derek Sivers

A telephone number shouldn't represent a home or a car or a restaurant, but instead a person.

— Martin Cooper

“What do you think of Chicago? Well, the telephone operator woke me up today and said, 'Good morning, Miss Lee. It's eight o'clock, and…

— Harper Lee

“Here’s an interesting little notion. Did you realize that most people’s lives are governed by telephone numbers?”

— Douglas Adams

“I want to name one of my kids “I’ll-Have-A-Large-Cheeseburger.” That way, when I show up at McDonald's with my kids and the person behind…

— Jarod Kintz