Pooper scooper? Yeah, I've done it a few times. Every once in a while, you have to. — Kobe Bryant Copy Share Image
Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day." His upper lip curled in a semblance of… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, artists are a lot like gangsters. They both know that the official version, the one everyone else believes, is a… — Jocko Henderson Copy Share Image
For the longest time, marriage has had a guilty conscience about itself. Should we believe it?--Yes, we should believe it. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
First, you've got to get the job. "Yeah, I can do it," I would say. When I was a kid, I could… — Deacon Jones Copy Share Image
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
My hat was pulled down and this girl said 'Are you really him?' I whispered 'Yeah, I'm really him.' She screamed, 'Mom!… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
Amen" Lula said and she made the sign of the cross. "I thought you were Baptist." "Yeah, but we don't got any… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Yeah. I'm amateurish. I can play enough to write a song, or strum on a little guitar to write out a song.… — Ben E. King Copy Share Image
We have an expression in New York City government - "In God we trust, but for everyone else, bring data." It's so… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
There have been so many jokes, about sex and relationships on the "Brady Bunch" set. For some reason, tabloids picked up on… — Maureen McCormick Copy Share Image
We're in a world where there's famine and hunger and people are dodging bullets and having their nails pulled out in dungeons… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There were days on that show where I had to go in and record a song, then I had to rehearse the… — Blake Jenner Copy Share Image
My father is the harbinger of death and destruction. My grandmother the Great Destroyer. My mother is the goddess of the hunt.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I liked a lot of Tyler's character, the rebelliousness and audaciousness of it, it's like a fantasy of myself, like yeah, I'm… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet… Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising. — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
You know sometimes it's not the bigger roles that give you the most satisfaction, yeah? — Karine Vanasse Copy Share Image
I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
