Make an effort to serve good bread and good meat and not to sell the better wine so as to serve what… — Vincent de Paul Copy Share Image
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I enjoy a glass of wine, and I love my football. I suppose it's because I'm a real working-class. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We’ll have music, such sweet music, and wine, heh, the red will run, and we’ll put some wrongs aright.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“He downed the rest of his drink and poured himself another from the bottle of whisky room service had brought up: Jameson.… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
“Sobering to think how one accursed night of baccarat can alter a man's social standing so irreversibly.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
It is common knowledge that smoking is considered one of the nation's leading causes of preventable death, but it's less widely known… — Ed Markey Copy Share Image
If your child is born with a port-wine stain, they should be seen immediately by a pediatric dermatologist. Your pediatrician does not… — Hannah Storm Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I don't know why but I love this kind of project, when it's a little difficult and when you have a history.… — Stephane Derenoncourt Copy Share Image
Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe,… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I try to get seven to eight hours of sleep. Wash my hands a lot, take a few supplements, like omega-3 and… — Andrea Navedo Copy Share Image
Creeds and causal systems have argued with each other for millennia, and even so we and our ancestors have managed to live… — Elizabeth Janeway Copy Share Image
“the media, at least in the U.S., tends to focus on pain pill use, abuse, and addiction by people who do not… — Anna Hamilton Copy Share Image
I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!” — Anshul Dubey Copy Share Image
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just because I like being healthy doesn't mean I can't have fun - I don't drink excessively, but I'll have a couple… — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
This is the way I look when I'm sober. It's enough to make a person drink, don't you say? — Lee Remick Copy Share Image
My wife and I love to host wine and cheese parties. They are simple and elegant and you don't have to put… — Tyler Florence Copy Share Image
Be hald, and your friends are many; Be sad, and you lose them all. There are to decline your nectared wine, But… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox Copy Share Image
This book-amber-clear, cool and with a good head-deserves a thoughtful swig even from people who never drink. — John Wain Copy Share Image
“There's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Some people follow. Some people lead. Some kick back and smoke some weed… and breathe.” — Vicki Perry Copy Share Image
“Indeed, a great deal of pathological drug use is driven by unmet social needs, by being alienated and having difficulty connecting with… — Carl Hart Copy Share Image
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He drank standing up because he said, 'If you drink sitting down, you don't know if you will be... able to stand… — Jack Hemingway Copy Share Image
Pot is like a gang of Mexican bandits in your brain. They wait for thoughts to come down the road, then tie… — Kevin Rooney Copy Share Image
Amazing banner outside a wine shop:'if you love someone today,then you will surely love me someday. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
And what do you say of lovers of wine... they are glad of any pretext of drinking any wine — Plato Copy Share Image
A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking almost immediately after I had ready access to liquor, when I got to college. It almost immediately lost its… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just… — Dak Prescott Copy Share Image
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I don't care about the drinking, I just want to be able to go hang out and not have to worry about… — Chrissy Costanza Copy Share Image
Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Farewell, woman! I intend Henceforth every night to sit With my lewd, well-natured friend, Drinking to engender wit. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
