Uh, I'm feeling so throwed. I done had this drink since I was 15 and now I'm finally getting on. Told you… — Kirko Bangz Copy Share Image
They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
My father smoked cigars his whole life, and my husband once in a while does. And when he does, it reminds me… — Angela Ahrendts Copy Share Image
If you're taking performance-enhancing drugs and you get caught, in my mind, you should be banned for life. — Michael Bisping Copy Share Image
Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long time it fi legalize. Dem sell inna di former CSI. Cah di youth dem wah buy-y-y-y. All big up inna joy… — Tarrus Riley Copy Share Image
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. --Sarah Bernhardt — Sarah Bernhardt Copy Share Image
They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest."… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you wish to alter or annihilate a pyramid of numbers in a serial relation, you alter or remove the bottom number.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I knew there was never anyone to blame when people get into drugs. They're always responsible for their own behavior, and it's… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
My big thing is to get onstage sober. Whatever happens from there happens. But you get onstage drunk and it's not going… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
Manly natural religion - it is not joining the Church; it is not to believe in a creed, Hebrew, Protestant, Catholic, Trinitarian,… — Theodore Parker Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is similar: I don’t drink, but the drinkers in the MMM and Early Retirement Extreme communities often carry a flask with them when they go,… — Sebastian Marshall Copy Share Image
I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with… — Lynda Carter Copy Share Image
To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, Is to steep the… — Alcaeus Copy Share Image
“It is not a good idea to spray finest brandy across the room, especially when your lighted cigar is in the way.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Fucking war on drugs, my ass. Should have legalized it twenty years ago. Rather come up against a guy smoking a joint… — John Lansing Copy Share Image
The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil! — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
“Why didn’t I decide to drink a glass of juice? The thought never occurred to me. Am I free to do that… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
My son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The initial journey towards sobriety is a delicate balance between insight into one's desire for escape and abstinence from one's addiction.” — Debra L. Kaplan Copy Share Image
“He sat beside me pleasantly and played his sweet music to me, and in the end he foretold things that put drunkenness… — Augusta Gregory Copy Share Image
I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“Take a glass of wine while reading, your feet on the back of your slave. This is the best combination of pleasures… — Danny Tyran Copy Share Image
Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs… — Abbey Hofmann Copy Share Image
If I give you a good wine, you will see how it tastes and after you ask where it comes from. — Arsene Wenger Copy Share Image
a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I am an alcoholic. It took me a long time to admit that to myself. It took me a long time to… — Elizabeth Vargas Copy Share Image
“Wine is a new drink,” Dionysus explained. “But it’s more than just a drink. It’s a religious experience!” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Some people like to smoke a bowl, and some don't. Some people do and some people don't. But it's okay because it… — Dave Matthews Band Copy Share Image
An addiction is an obsession. something that takes over your mind and your every thought. — Delaney Ridnour Copy Share Image
Alcoholism plus criminality plus whatever caused both in the first place form a combination that is very nearly happy-ending-proof. — Ariana Franklin Copy Share Image
California had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Whether you like it or not, alcohol helps to create emotional links between humans, too. — Lubos Motl Copy Share Image
Better one bite at forty, of truths bitter rind, than the hot wine that gushed from the vintage of twenty. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
Quitting smoking is rather a marathon than a sprint. It is not a one-time attempt, but a longer effort — Aristotle Copy Share Image
The alcohol had the effect of making the black cloth blacker. This amused her; she had noted in her journal: "booze affects… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
