Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Not an elegant wine or a mellow brandy but harsh spirits.”

— Robin Hobb

“It's a pity you didn't have a little more brandy. It might have made you more agreeable!”

— Noël Coward

“I cannot offer wine without the poison of the alcohol within.”

— Ada Palmer

“It'd taken another half hour under the shower to peel his throbbing eyes open and get rid of the stench of cheap whiskey and…

— Alexandra Ivy

“I smell your cigar. Delicious! Give me one directly.”

— Wilkie Collins

“It's too warm for red wine; now I mix gin and tonics instead. I find they make the ordinary sensation of living lighter, less…

— Sara Baume

“She was by herself whether she wanted to be or not, and no amount of brandy would make it any different.”

— Alexandra Ripley

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

— Horace Greeley

“Tell them I don't smoke cigars”

— Bonnie Parker

“I squinted from the thick tobacco smoke, the breath of cheap alcohol, and the sweet or very sour smells of wildly divergent hygiene. “Hey!”

— Kenneth C. Johnson

“My point is I know Brandy is maybe probably going to die, but I just can’t get into it.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I ripped through my closets for brandy.  Found four motherfucking bottles and poured them straight down my throat.  Double-stuff-fuck-everybody.”

— Christine Zolendz