Maybe the French will get a manned craft into space if they can get a rocket strong enough to lift a bottle… — David Brinkley Copy Share Image
I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I smoked my first cigar in 1991, when we won the championship. Up to that point, I had never smoked a cigar,… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or… — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
“Chandler could outdrink a sponge, though he had been dealing with auditors all day, and if anything was an excuse to drink… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
The attacks on global warming are no different than the attacks the cigarettes companies used to use to say that cigarettes don't… — Leonard Mlodinow Copy Share Image
I don't drink and I don't smoke and I don't like being around people who do. Oh no, I sound really boring! — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, the reformation of marijuana laws is something that I take seriously. I think it's something that can… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
In the early '90s, my parents weren't really drinking wine. They had a bottle or two laying around, but it had been… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
When I put my nose in a glass, it's like tunnel vision. I move into another world, where everything around me is… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
Everything is just better in California - the wine, the food, fruits and vegetables, the comforts of living. Even the instrumentalists are… — Beth Anderson Copy Share Image
To give one can of beer to a thousand people is not nearly as much fun as to give 1,000 cans of… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Our tour is winding down and I was just thinking about what I want to do. I like growing so I think… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Ive always loved my red wine, and when Im not working I can open a bottle too many. I love to cook,… — Amanda Donohoe Copy Share Image
I had been with a good friend, had a few beers, didn't bother to eat, went down to the hotel where the… — John Riggins Copy Share Image
They say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart, so drink up and tell me how you really feel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow),” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer — Plato Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
The voice is an instrument that you really must take time to develop. It's like a good red wine Give it time. — Cecilia Bartoli Copy Share Image
Life sucks, then you die, so roll a blunt and let's get high, if at first you don't succeed, try again with… — Massmurder Copy Share Image
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and… — Fergie Copy Share Image
“How could I ever bring myself to forget my last heavenly night in the divine town of wineries? Never...” — Ramona Matta Copy Share Image
“...And there's the Midnight Growlers, a philosophical movement dedicated to high spiritual ideals and the pursuit of truth and -' Beer,' said… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
“He sipped fine whiskey from a glass poured from a bottle he did not share, the better to emphasize his superior equality.” — David VanDyke Copy Share Image
Hey officers, the only people who can say the alphabet backwards are the people who practice it because they're always drinking and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've got to be aware of what's going on. I can't drink too much or make a fool of myself. — Judd Trump Copy Share Image
Mmm. O positive, my favorite.” “Is it? I thought it was a cabernet sauvignon.” “So it is,” said Adrian, straight-faced. “My mistake. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
All sin tends to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is what is called damnation. — WH Auden Copy Share Image
Cheap wine is defined by its price, and it depends on personal spending limits. So for me, any wine under $10 is cheap. — Deborah Harkness Copy Share Image
... and because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
I learn more from my coaches and I feel that I have continued to get better offensively. I'm like fine wine, the… — Yadier Molina Copy Share Image
We poison the wine as He decants it into us; murder a melody He would play with us as the instrument...Hence all… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I don't believe that laws against things that people do regularly, like safe and responsible use of marijuana, make any sense. — Peter B. Lewis Copy Share Image
A sip of wine, a cigarette, And then it’s time to go. I tidied up the kitchenette; I tuned the old banjo.… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
Anything that I actually do drink myself or I do actually use myself, I'm going to be into promoting it. — Melanie Brown Copy Share Image
