With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am telling folks that the Country as a whole is "Sound," and that all those who's heads are solid are bound… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Land taxes is the thing. They got so high that there is no chance to make anything. Not only land but all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The whole trouble with the Republicans is their fear of an increase in income tax, especially on higher incomes. They speak of… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal Reserve Bank raises… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our whole Depression was brought on by gambling, not in the stock market alone but in expanding and borrowing and going in… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
