Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly. — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
Because of television, sports columnists have become personalities. I went to a party [during Super Bowl week] and there must have been… — Woody Paige Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I went to stage school three times a week in the evenings - singing, ballet, tap, modern… — Michelle Dockery Copy Share Image
I'd like to put the record straight about that. I've been labelled an irresponsible role model for young mothers, but none of… — Anna Friel Copy Share Image
Just let me give you a regular, good old-fashioned body slam in the ring. You won't be able to walk for a… — Maxwell Jacob Friedman Copy Share Image
If anything or anyone distresses you, think how you'll feel a week - a month - a year later. If you can… — Goswami Kriyananda Copy Share Image
A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. I’m sitting next… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're seeing people in the streets because this last week [since November 8, 2016] was a week of grief and mourning and… — Katrina vanden Heuvel Copy Share Image
By the time you write the last page you have done half the book. The other half tends to get done in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A different image came to me a few weeks ago. The unknown thing to be known appeared to me as some stretch… — Alexander Grothendieck Copy Share Image
After you give up meat for about a week, you don't really crave it anymore. — Jessica Origliasso Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a businessman, not a career politician. He actually built a business. Those tax returns that were - that came… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week. — Jeff Stelling Copy Share Image
Sunday neurosis, that kind of depression which afflicts people who become aware of the lack of content in their lives when the… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
Tragically, some people believe they are going to heaven when they die just because a few drops of water were sprinkled over… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
In the first weeks of the Obama administration, 'bipartisanship' was the reigning buzzword, and when the Beltway thinks 'bipartisan,' it pictures President… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You couldn't find nobody deader, not if you'd sarched for a week. Why, door nails, and Julius Caesar, and things o' that… — Laura E. Richards Copy Share Image
He came third in the state for woodwork,” Francesca explains. “We actually had to be proud of him for a whole week.… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
For more than five years I maintained myself thus solely by the labour of my hands, and I found, that by working… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
We are good citizens, and we cannot protect ourselves because you allow the criminals to run wild. ... I'd like you to… — Jesse Lee Peterson Copy Share Image
A lot of people see electronic music as a flavor of the week, but it can be more than that - has… — Kaskade Copy Share Image
Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
It usually takes me two to three days to practice and videotape a new piece but sometimes up to a week for… — Sungha Jung Copy Share Image
