A realistic recognition of the human condition is that it is corrupt beyond belief. What do you suppose would happen if the… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
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I get guilty when I spend money on silly things like clothes and stuff. Having experienced a completely different extreme of wealth,… — Katie Melua Copy Share Image
Time is not on Gaddafi's side. People ask about the exit strategy. It's Colonel Gaddafi who needs an exit strategy because this… — William Hague Copy Share Image
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It's hard to anticipate. I can tell you what I'm feeling right now is that I'm busier than I expected these last… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
When I was sworn in as Mayor of Nashville back in 1991, I have to admit to you that I felt for… — Phil Bredesen Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
In the specific case of abortion, the matter is particularly easy in that no woman wants a late abortion. Once abortion was… — Garrett Hardin Copy Share Image
I try to go to the gym three times a week. And I have to watch what I eat. I'm a normal… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
Each week I am forced to revise my original opinion that Facebook is a great innovation for keeping people in touch, to… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
Donald Trump has broken his first promise [to release taxes]. Second he stood on this stage last week and when Hillary said… — Tim Kaine Copy Share Image
In her whole life Mom never earned more than five or six dollars a week. Being without a husband, it was hard… — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
Whatever has gone on in the week, 'Gardeners' World' marks the end of it. — Zoe Ball Copy Share Image
I remember going on vacation for two weeks once and one of my clients who was very clinically depressed really could not… — Kelly Carlin-McCall Copy Share Image
President Kennedy’s assassination, less than two weeks ago, has struck the world dumb. It’s like no one wants to be the first… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
I can go for a week without a guitar, but it's not even funny if I don't get to surf for a… — Jack Johnson Copy Share Image
I remember my first year, I hit him with three good punches and couldn't believe he was still standing. He hit me… — Georges Laraque Copy Share Image
I have a mental coach in Korea, and I talk to her every week before the tournament, during the tournament and try… — Inbee Park Copy Share Image
I must admit, even my fans everywhere I go in the world - just this week I was in London and Glasgow… — John Waters Copy Share Image
As a cabin boy on a Norwegian sailing ship I earned five kronen a week in addition to my keep. — Fritz Sauckel Copy Share Image
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[Donald] Trump has said he will accept the results of the election - if he wins. And he has said the only… — Mara Liasson Copy Share Image
If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
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In the weeks since I had made the decision to leave my father's house, I had grown up. And I had learned… — Cameron Dokey Copy Share Image
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image