I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm a writer, but this is a business. You have to look at it in the way you would look at any… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That might work," I said. "I'm good at faking it." This led to a couple moments of uncomfortable silence from both of… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
![“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told…” quote by Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/248/janet-evanovich-291_babe_he-ranger-stopped-in-front-of-my-parents_2142810.jpg)
