Directing requires great discipline, that ability to be in and out at the same time. The great ones I've worked with are… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?' — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
