My room is Not Dirty !! I just have everything on display ; it's like having my own Museum... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
This status is so good you will read it twice this status is so good you just read it twice. — Green Monk Books Copy Share Image
Stop checking your phone nobody loves you! - me at the cinema to anyone checking their phone — Green Monk Body love Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Boobs Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Desire Copy Share Image
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Everything is made in China... Except babies... They're made in the VaChina... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When a human being trips I laugh at them. When I drop my phone my heart skips a beat. That sums up… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy. — Green Monk Animal Copy Share Image
If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw . Seriously , just punch them in the jaw… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Arranged Marriages: All your life you are expected not to talk to strangers and all of sudden you are expected to sleep… — Green Monk Arranged Copy Share Image
Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. — Green Monk Committee Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
