The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I know things are going to get better in spite of both sides. Then when things do get better, then you'll hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
