When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
“Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter. — Terry Dill Copy Share Image
No one will know what you mean by saying that 'God is love' unless you act it as well. — L. P. Jacks Copy Share Image
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Every year of my life, my dad has sent me a Valentine's Day gift. Whether I was in the same house or… — Sevyn Streeter Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day. Hope you're spending the evening with someone special. Or at least with some one who doesn't stink. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So… — Keiko Nobumoto Copy Share Image
There shouldn't be any day like Valentine's Day.Because for lovers every day is a Valentine's day and for singles it really doesn't… — Bibeka Copy Share Image
“We have two worlds in this world: One is the Earth and the other is the people we love!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“For a full two hours, he stood at that door, a cloud of uncertainty ruling his mind. Damian felt like his heart… — Elaine White Copy Share Image
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
The most popular Valentine's Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800's, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Oh, Val," said Father. "All you have to do is live your life, and everyone around you will be happier." "No greatness,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I'm very Italian, so I love cooking for friends. Whether it's Valentine's Day and my boyfriend and girlfriends' boyfriends are away, or… — Sofia Milos Copy Share Image
“One Valentine's Day I woke up to find that my husband had laid a trail of red hearts from the bed and… — Lynne Graham Copy Share Image
Valentines Day is a masochistic holiday. If you're in a relationship, then this is the one day you're supposed to say 'I… — St Basil Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a holiday of high emotions, mostly stress. The occasion has the unique ability to make both those who do… — Mary Katharine Ham Copy Share Image
“In the days leading up to Valentine’s Day, in addition to the daily letter I also made sure to send her a… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“ To my son, If you are reading this letter, then I am dead. I expect to die, if not today, then… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Demons feed on death and pain madness," Valentine said. "When I kill, it is because I must. You grew up in a… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“To her own heart, which was shaped exactly like a valentine, there came a winglike palpitation, a delicate exigency, and all the… — Jean Stafford Copy Share Image
Have I told u before how lucky I have been to share my life with u ..? There is no gift in… — Sanjida Hasan Copy Share Image
Every Valentine's Day, the student council sponsered a holiday fundraiser by selling roses that would be delievered in class. The roses came… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
Have I told u before how lucky I have been to share my life with u ..? There is no gift in… — Sanjida Hasan Copy Share Image
Talking of the local Sheriff, Jake Valentine, tall and skinny and his wife Myra, "She was a short woman, maybe five feet… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
You have captured my soul in a cocoon of love. My heart will be forever yours. — Shae-Lynn Bourne Copy Share Image
I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples. — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
The person determined to love others will always find a way to do so. — Doug McIntosh Copy Share Image
This Valentine no matter how far apart we are, you will always be in my heart. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“maybe the first man you spend Valentine’s Day with will be the man who stays.” — Twyla Turner Copy Share Image
