My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My perfect Valentine's Day would be coming home to a giant box waiting for me, and it has a gorgeous dress and… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
You login and find out that you have been deleted or blocked thats a best gift for valentine — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Come close to me baby. Let your love hold you. I know this world is crazy, but what's it without you? — Common Copy Share Image
The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
It was February sixth: eight days until Valentine's Day. I was dateless, as usual, deep in the vice grip of unrequited love.… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
Since love is a magic, Valentine's Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
When Nights are Long And Friends are Few, I Sit by My Window, And Think of U .. Missing You a lot… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine's Day simply shines a light on… — Tracy McMillan Copy Share Image
Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them...… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Every Valentine's Day, the student council sponsered a holiday fundraiser by selling roses that would be delievered in class. The roses came… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
“Jace was very pale, with hectic spots like fever on his cheekbones. "But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When I went to stay with I’m, he asked me for something of my fathers to make the tracking easier. I gave… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Comparing what we're looking for misses the point. It's wanting to know that makes us matter. Otherwise we're going out the way… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
I'm sentimental about many things: the lumpy feel of a baby's unused feet, the metallic smell of the air before the first… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
