I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
