Two weeks Quotes by Jay Mohr

I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I…

— Jay Mohr

You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke…

— Jay Mohr

I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the…

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Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

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My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When…

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I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a…

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“If you want God to laugh, make plans.”

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I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get…

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All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to…

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First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

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If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So…

— Jay Mohr

I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have…

— Jay Mohr