Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going! — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!” — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
