In real life...you can't write 2 sentences on antyhing...but on Twitter you're a philosopher... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
There should be an entire column on social networking sites for pictures, statuses, and relationships that no one gives a fuck about... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
If you 13 on Twitter you better have TeamSaved, TeamVirgin, and TeamElementarySchool — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
People irritate me when they try to use big words on Twitter and can't spell, define, or read them... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
You know you ugly if Instagram effects don't help ANY of your pictures... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when you see someone you like with someone that doesn't deserve them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she buried me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
You know he's cheating...but you stay with him...you're a good girl...a good, stupid girl — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I always end up being the one getting hurt...and then accused of hurting the one that hurt me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Hey HOE *She Turns Around* Who You Callin a Hoe?.. Bitch You Turned Around! — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
In real life...you can't write 2 sentences on antyhing...but on Twitter you're a philosopher... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
