Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
“People who were perfectly sane on Tuesday sometimes go nuts on Wednesday.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
Composers today get a TV script on Friday and have to record on Tuesday. It's just dreadful to impose on gifted talent… — Alex North Copy Share Image
I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired… — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
We have work to do, and Tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message - get the job done. — Rahm Emanuel Copy Share Image
This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven. — Geoffrey Fisher Copy Share Image
Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday. — Aron Ralston Copy Share Image
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I train in various aspects of the sport each day: Monday, for example, would be wrestling in the morning at 11, then… — Leon Edwards Copy Share Image
On Tuesday, Utah Candidate Mia Love became the first black Republican woman elected to Congress. She's also a Mormon. Yeah, a black… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
Tuesday—we had school for the first time. Madame O’Malley had a moment of silence at the beginning of French class, a class… — John Green Copy Share Image
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
I love the characters you can build upon when you wear different things. You know, sometimes, I'll want to be girly and… — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
“Why d'you say "Mayday"? It's just a bank holiday. Why not "Shrove Tuesday" or "Ascension Sunday"? He turned back to the communicator.… — Grant Naylor Copy Share Image
Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
And in this battle, Brother William (Guillaume), Master of the Templars, lost an eye; and he had lost the other on the… — Jean de Joinville Copy Share Image
“An imbecile habit has arisen in modern controversy of saying that such and such a creed can be held in one age… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Perhaps the most striking thing about the 2015 State of the Union address was not the president at the podium but the… — Byron York Copy Share Image
“You start on Monday with the idea implanted in your bosom that you are going to enjoy yourself. You wave an airy… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“When you don’t have any reason to think of days as weekdays or weekends, you start to realize that all days are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[Subjects of the targeted killings] are supposed to be high-level Al Qaeda operatives that pose an imminent threat to the U.S. and… — Medea Benjamin Copy Share Image
Sadly, a U.S. invasion of Iraq 'would threaten the whole stability of the Middle East' - or so Amr Moussa, secretary-general of… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
My innovation message, specifically including energy, happened to be the same week that on Monday and Tuesday I announced the Breakthrough Energy… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Writing is?waiting for the word that may not be there until next Tuesday. — Richard Wilbur Copy Share Image
I guess Tuesday was that pretty girl who sits infront during the History class... — Sinesipho Boko Copy Share Image