Tuesdays are like mondays 4 me. they are the longest days of my life — Patrick Ngetich Copy Share Image
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
In my time, we didn't know songs could last. All we ever thought of was next Tuesday. You never imagined a future. — Donovan Copy Share Image
I spend some of my time brooding about people who seem addicted to double standards - those who take an allegedly principled… — John Leo Copy Share Image
You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In college, you had to worry about that math class or this exam that's coming up on Tuesday, but not in the… — Cam Newton Copy Share Image
“Adam Kuambiana umerudi nyumbani ulikotoka, ukiongozwa na imani na mwanga wa wale uliowapenda na kuwapoteza. Hatuwezi kukumbuka kwamba umetutoka bila kukumbuka kwamba… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
Woman is the most superstitious animal beneath the moon. When a woman has a premonition that Tuesday will be a disaster, to… — Edward Dahlberg Copy Share Image
Never will I look at Monday which was yesterday and let it affect my Tuesday which is today for Monday was yesterday… — Kenneth Melvin Jr Copy Share Image
An imbecile habit has arisen in modern controversy of saying that such and such a creed can be held in one age… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free. But somehow, I've got to carry on. — Lynyrd Skynyrd Copy Share Image
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
If Rosie’s mother had known that eye colour was not a reliable indicator of paternity, and organised a DNA test to confirm… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
I was blown away by the standing ovation. I've had tributes before, sure, but I don't retain that feeling, and I wasn't… — Burt Bacharach Copy Share Image
“Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and today -- all without seeing him. It is a long time to be alone; still, it is better… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I play football every Tuesday and Thursday early in the season. I am smart enough at the game. I score a lot… — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
I remember waking up Tuesday, September 11th, 2001, to my wife telling me to put on the TV because I wasn't going… — Mike Portnoy Copy Share Image
“When it comes to cleverness, I'm afraid that I was limited to alternate tuesdays...” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I did 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off', I had the idea on Monday and the following Tuesday it was in budget at… — John Hughes Copy Share Image
Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
People get a bad impression of it [the English climate] by continually trying to treat it as if it was a bank… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
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