Make no mistake about it: when you're on the road Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday - on the road 300 days a… — Enzo Amore Copy Share Image
I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday. — Reverend Ike Copy Share Image
What goes better with Fat Tuesday than marijuana? Nothing! Get the munchies and smash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I am old I shall become an itinerant poet and wear a straw hat and never worry about love again. Tuesday,” — Zen Cho Copy Share Image
I think Super Tuesday is the most important day of this entire primary election. It is the most delegates awarded in a… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“It was a Tuesday in February. Many of my life's most awful moments have taken place on Tuesdays. And what is February… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
For all I know we may be visited by a different extraterrestrial civilization every second Tuesday, but there's no support for this… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
We must not descend to the level of those who perpetrated Tuesday's violence by targeting individuals based on their race, their religion,… — John Ashcroft Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who can be depended one five days a week. Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday? I don't even get out… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
It will be my birthday on Tuesday. Last year, I reached the painful conclusion that there wasn't enough time left to read… — Daniel Finkelstein Copy Share Image
I'm turning left. Look, everyone, my blinker is on, and I'm turning left. I am so happy to be alive, driving along,… — Amy Krouse Rosenthal Copy Share Image
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by… — Mary Schmich Copy Share Image
Harmony glanced to her left, and my gaze followed hers to the living room, where my aunt had died, my cousin had… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
It's like a routine. I fall for you on Monday. I like you from Tuesday to Thursday. You make me mad on… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We never know when we too will be called into eternity. I doubt if even one of those people who got on… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
The most significant impact is what it does in terms of the integrity of the legislative process and the executive process, as… — Russ Feingold Copy Share Image
I think nervousness - a heightened sense of nerves and attention is a very healthy thing for a performer. It is an… — Thomas Hampson Copy Share Image
Writer's block — so what? Write something bad. Just throw it in the trash can when you're done, you're always improving. That… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
“There was another reason why I wasn't ready to tell you all this that night in the airport." "What other reason?" "Guess… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday when I caught your eye, we got onto something, I hold on… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
A major boom in real stock prices in the US after Black Tuesday brought them halfway back to 1929 levels by 1930.… — Robert J. Shiller Copy Share Image
On Tuesday, the so-called Islamic State released a slickly produced video showing a Jordanian pilot being burned alive in a steel cage.… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday. — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
No matter how good you might be in a movie, you'll never be any better. But in a play, I can be… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
“When it comes to cleverness, I'm afraid that I was limited to alternate tuesdays...” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
I was hoping to get a reception like this, I'd just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
“#21: CIVIL WAR ON SUNDAY #22: REVOLUTIONARY WAR ON WEDNESDAY #23: TWISTER ON TUESDAY #24: EARTHQUAKE IN THE EARLY MORNING” — Mary Pope Osborne Copy Share Image
Tuesday night at the Bible study we lift our hands and pray over your body, but nothing ever happens. — Sufjan Stevens Copy Share Image
Some days I have off like Thursday and Sunday but typically Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday are dedicated to training if… — Demetrious Johnson Copy Share Image
I like to watch 'America's Got Talent' every Tuesday just to scout out the competition so I can see what I'm up… — Darci Lynne Farmer Copy Share Image
“Marry on Monday for health, Tuesday for wealth, Wednesday the best day of all, Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, and Saturday… — Folk Rhyme Copy Share Image
“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me, Tuesday! Please don’t Wednesday with my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Just because its mufti girls doesnt mean its tits out tuesday because its actually friday today love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn how to play the flute on Tuesdays.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We aren't just service dog and master, Tuesday and I are also best friends. Kindred souls, Brothers. Whatever you want to call… — Luis Carlos Montalván Copy Share Image
