Fat Tuesday? You guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a.m. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only truly shocking thing about last Tuesday's election is that the Democrats didn't do far worse, or as badly as they… — Frank Rich Copy Share Image
Monday you can hold your head. Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed. Oh Thursday watch the walls instead. It's Friday, I'm in love. — The Cure Copy Share Image
I play football every Tuesday and Thursday early in the season. I am smart enough at the game. I score a lot… — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
So on the Tuesday night deadline, while Abu Qatada was appealing to European Court judges, the Home Secretary, who thought the deadline… — Yvette Cooper Copy Share Image
After a Saturday game, we're in on a Sunday to cool down and make sure we're fully back at it again. But… — Jamie Vardy Copy Share Image
If I've gone to the market on Saturday, and I go another time on Tuesday, then I'm really prepared. I can cook… — Alice Waters Copy Share Image
Spirituality is the sacred center out of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays and rainy Saturday afternoons in all their… — Christina Baldwin Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney defeats President Obama in his bid for reelection on Tuesday, it will mark the success of one of the… — Juan Williams Copy Share Image
Wimbledon attracted Bill Clinton to the gallery at Centre Court Tuesday at the All England Club. NBC cameras showed his head turning… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
My background with Cummings was rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, but Tuesday liked to walk in and do the scene. I must say that… — Dwayne Hickman Copy Share Image
Novelist time is reptile time; novelists tend to be ruminant and brooding, nursers of ancient grievances, second-guessers, Tuesday afternoon quarterbacks, retrospectators, endlessly,… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Woman is the most superstitious animal beneath the moon. When a woman has a premonition that Tuesday will be a disaster, to… — Edward Dahlberg Copy Share Image
I could play a cop, I could play a crook, I could play a lawyer, I could play a dentist, I could… — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
“Kamishna … karibu," alisema Nafi huku akisimama na kutupa gazeti mezani na kuchukua karatasi ya faksi, iliyotumwa. "Ahsante. Kuna nini …" "Kamishna,… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
On a Tuesday night they were wed, And by Friday they were dead. And they buried them in the churchyard side by… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You have to imagine - for those who are good dancers, maybe they don't have to train as much - but for… — Nick Lachey Copy Share Image
Howard was almost as fond of this hall as he was of his own shop. The Brownies used it on Tuesdays, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There’s only one thing you can say when you come up against magic like this, and Mitch waited a long moment in… — Jo Graham Copy Share Image
“The food that comes in Tuesday is fresh, the station prep is new, and the chef is well rested after a Sunday… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday. — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
Tuesdays are like mondays 4 me. they are the longest days of my life — Patrick Ngetich Copy Share Image
“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, I tried to explain that my mind powers don’t work on Tuesdays.” — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
