I beg you come tonight and dine A welcome waits you and sound wine The Roederer chilly to a charm As Juno's… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
By tonight The earth bursts open By tonight We shed this clothing You'll see me from the angle that you missed. Nothing… — Say Anything Copy Share Image
I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Tonight I am going with my wife to a Democratic party, where we're going to...try to be happy. — Joe Lieberman Copy Share Image
“You’d better be upstairs already, Maxim. You’d better be out of sight, asleep, behind a closed door. I can’t fight myself anymore… — Melanie Harlow Copy Share Image
When I worked for Entertainment Tonight I got to emcee Paul McCartney's press conference. — Nina Blackwood Copy Share Image
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
A smile to put you on high. A kiss to set your soul alright. Would it be alright if I spent tonight… — Ali Bassam Copy Share Image
Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'm disappointed in myself. I promised myself I'd stay strong, but I couldn't. Tonight marks the first time I cut. Tonight is… — Leslie Copy Share Image
You've never had a job that you thought was secure. You don't think the Tonight Show is risk free. Especially when you… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Austin had a concussion tonight. That's the way it goes for us. We get one back, we lose one. Or lose two.… — Jermaine O'Neal Copy Share Image
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I am the only candidate capable of delivering these three things as prime minister, and tonight it is clear that I am… — Theresa May Copy Share Image
“You’re not imposing on me. I don’t mind.” “I’d really rather not bother you. Really. I’ll just see you tonight.” “Get dressed.… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
Way out in the country tonight he could smell the pumpkins ripening toward the knife and the triangle eye and the singeing… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
There Will Be No More Tears For The One That Broke Me So.. No More Long Nights Waiting For His Texts.. No… — Kathryn Ann Copy Share Image
My brother and me, we used to be like, 'We'll put this video out tonight, and if it did 1,000, it did… — Roddy Ricch Copy Share Image
Wa-wa-wa watch bikinis no top. See my sex sex sex sexy bikinis would drop. Tic-tac-toe don't play me I'll stop. Tonight I… — Alexandra Stan Copy Share Image
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My love for you tonight is so deep and tender that it seems to be outside myself as well. — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
Do not enforce the tired wolf Dragging his infected wound homeward To sit tonight with the warm children Naming the pretty kings… — John Crowe Ransom Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Tonight I have inundated you with the mystical kundalini. Now, of course, I'm moving into the supra-conscious; it's kind of a doubleheader… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“I have been made to realize tonight that there are limits to what I wish to do or see done for any… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
What I hope is if you turn on the news tonight, I want to find a way to stop all this corruption… — Charles Bradley Copy Share Image
Would you dance, if I asked you to dance? Would you run, and never look back? Would you cry, if you saw… — Enrique Iglesias Copy Share Image
All I wanna do is lay with you tonight and I dont wanna hit the club I wanna lay up — Pretty Ricky Copy Share Image
If anything bad happens to me tonight, I just want you to know, I died loving you until my very last breath... — Rayy Copy Share Image
Well tonight was sufficiently awkward... Glad it happened, but still. Happy to be home — Danny Worsnop Copy Share Image
May our hearts be full like our drinks tonight, May we sing and dance till we lose our minds — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
“My goal tonight is to maintain a steady stream of invincibility. If I hit stage four—“I’m Invisible”—I’ll likely pass out, and that… — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney was a guest on 'The Tonight Show' on NBC. It's interesting — you have an empty suit trying to please… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to take you home tonight but I'm gonna find a way to make you mine — 5SOS Copy Share Image
I like the thrill, nothing's gonna make me feel this real. So baby don't go home. I don't wanna spend tonight alone. — The Weeknd Copy Share Image
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. — Pearl Williams Copy Share Image
“Because all the monsters have been let out of their cages tonight, no matter what court they belong to. So I may… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
I shall have a beautiful dream tonight. I also wish everyone to have a beautiful dream. — Yani Tseng Copy Share Image
I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
