“Er wollte sagen: Wie könnt ihr so nett und gleichzeitig so dumm sein?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Anger was a weapon to be honed and treasured and used only at the moment yielding most premium.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We (people) only remembered that elves sang. But we forgot what they sang about.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Money is all you can think about when all you have is a price, Carrot said” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You can't be loony and rich. You've got to be eccentric if you're rich.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Der Sprecher glaubte nicht an Götter, was nach Rincewinds Ansicht durchaus in Ordnung sein mochte, aber ganz offensichtlich hielt er auch nichts… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Ich dachte, Lord Hong glaubt überhaupt nicht an Geister.«VIELLEICHT ÄNDERT SICH DAS JETZT. VIELE GEISTER GLAUBEN AN LORD HONG” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The face you wear in a battlefield should be a solemn one until the time when things are cleaned up and the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Are you staying with us? It could be dangerous,' said William, realizing that he was saying this to a vampire iconographer who… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He had died for his beliefs; chief among them was the very Hugglestonian one that bravery could replace armour, and that Klatchians… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes took the view that life was so full of things happening erraticaly in all directions, that the chance of any of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Dies ist nicht Ankh. Das erkenne ich an Einzelheiten wie zum Beispiel den zitternden roten Schatten und Schreien in der Ferne." Rincewind… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation—lettuce farming, say—would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“My Lord... what is Death like?" called the old man tremulously. "When I have investigated it fully, I will let you know,"… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“In fact he was incurably insane and hallucinated more or less continuously, but by a remarkable stroke of lateral thinking his fellow… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Empire's got something worse than whips all right. It's got obedience. Whips in the soul. They obey anyone who tells them… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Tak did not expect the stone to have life, but when it did, he smiled upon it, saying "All Things Strive". Time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That --ing zombie is going to end up on the end of a couple of --ing handy and versatile kebab skewers,' said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Have - have you got an appointment?' he said. 'I don't know,' said Carrot. 'Have we got an appointment?' 'I've got an… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You know it’s going to be Mary the Maid, or someone like her, and there’s going to be two men and she… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That’s why we all hate ’em, he thought. Those expressionless eyes watch us, those big faces turn to follow us, and doesn’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Wolves hate werewolves.' 'What? That can't be right! When she's wolf-shaped she's just like a wolf!' 'So? When she's human-shaped she's just… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“These were dangerous thoughts, he knew. They were the kind that crept up on a Watchman when the chase was over and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I assure you I will not kill you," said Inigo. "I know that," said Vimes. "But will you try?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They writes some bits o’ their letters in them wee codies. That’s a terrible thing tae do to a reader. It’s hard… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I wonder what happened to 'em all?" "You," said the horse. "Well, yes. But I always thought there'd be some more.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an order" Sam Vimes” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...but William felt in his bones that you couldn't run a city on the basis of what the Watch liked. The Watch… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They are all good lads, said Carrot softly. I'm sure if the two of you call on each and every one of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He enjoyed reading and writing. He liked words. Words didn't shout or make loud noises, which pretty much defined the rest of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It wasn't by eliminating the impossible that you got at the truth, however improbable; it was by the much harder process of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There are things so horrible that even the dark is afraid of them. Most people don't know this and this is just… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe. It was nothing personal; they weren’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
