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“Der Sprecher glaubte nicht an Götter, was nach Rincewinds Ansicht durchaus in Ordnung sein mochte, aber ganz offensichtlich hielt er auch nichts von Menschen.” quote by Terry Pratchett — Download Open image

““Der Sprecher glaubte nicht an Götter, was nach Rincewinds Ansicht durchaus in Ordnung sein mochte, aber ganz offensichtlich hielt er auch nichts von Menschen.””

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