You have a wonderful organization. I understand you have ten thousand here. And if you count the ones in the various federal… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal Reserve Bank raises… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image