“Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair” — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
Tampons. I’m constantly worrying about my stash and if I’ll be able to find more. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears; he was aware of their existence, but he 'd never seen one… — John Green Copy Share Image
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Had I known toxic shock was real, and had I seen someone that had either lost limbs or spoke about it publicly,… — Lauren Wasser Copy Share Image
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him.… — John Green Copy Share Image
I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
That's actually pretty tame, but the fact that it was coming from this unexpected adorable little 17-year-old, I thought I'd be getting… — Lzzy Hale Copy Share Image
Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of… — John Green Copy Share Image
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
In 1986, Gloria Steinem wrote that if men got periods, they 'would brag about how long and how much': that boys would… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
I got hit up for a tampon commercial and so I asked [JD and Jo] if they had anything. Jo sent that… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
Rochelle," she calls out, still looking at me. "Is there anyone down at the desk? I need something." I'm too startled to… — Patricia McCormick Copy Share Image
Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Hoping to soothe her, Joe said, "Whatever it is I'll get it. Just tell me." "Tampons." Joe stalled. Tampons. But she was… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish… — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
Had I known all the info about TSS, I would never have used tampons. — Lauren Wasser Copy Share Image
I almost wish we would've filmed a whole fake tampon commercial around ["I'm With Her"]. — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
“So, basically, I'm risking my life because you pansies don't want to pick up tampons.” — Rhiannon Frater Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, you're such a copycat. You live in Bikini Bottom & you're super absorbent? Sincerely, annoyed tampons. — Unkown Copy Share Image
Even Solon Gregg was finding it hard to speak to a woman who had just paid hard cash for tampons and on… — Lewis Nordan Copy Share Image
Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying,… — John Gierach Copy Share Image
Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes… — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
Dear eavesdropping boys, No, we weren't really talking about tampons. We just wanted you to go away. Sincerely, it worked, didn't it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday,… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
![“I got hit up for a tampon commercial and so I asked [JD and Jo] if they had anything. Jo sent that over and I was like, "I love this track. Oh my god. It's so upbeat. It's so positive. It would be so great for a tampon commercial." That commercial never came through, so then I just had it. I was…” quote by Kathleen Hanna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/768/kathleen-hanna-1726_clinton_i-got-hit-up-for-a-tampon-commercial-and_68158.jpg)
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