wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish… — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I got hit up for a tampon commercial and so I asked [JD and Jo] if they had anything. Jo sent that… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him.… — John Green Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I almost wish we would've filmed a whole fake tampon commercial around ["I'm With Her"]. — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
Rochelle," she calls out, still looking at me. "Is there anyone down at the desk? I need something." I'm too startled to… — Patricia McCormick Copy Share Image
That's actually pretty tame, but the fact that it was coming from this unexpected adorable little 17-year-old, I thought I'd be getting… — Lzzy Hale Copy Share Image
In 1986, Gloria Steinem wrote that if men got periods, they 'would brag about how long and how much': that boys would… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday,… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Even Solon Gregg was finding it hard to speak to a woman who had just paid hard cash for tampons and on… — Lewis Nordan Copy Share Image
Tampons. I’m constantly worrying about my stash and if I’ll be able to find more. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying,… — John Gierach Copy Share Image
Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of… — John Green Copy Share Image
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
