Cost Quote by Frank Zappa

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when…

— Adam West

Dear eavesdropping boys, No, we weren't really talking about tampons. We just wanted you to go away. Sincerely, it worked, didn't it?

— Anonymous

Had I known all the info about TSS, I would never have used tampons.

— Lauren Wasser

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

— Anonymous

I want to educate women about the potential risks of using tampons.

— Lauren Wasser

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

— Megan Fox

I get more pussy than a tampon

— Swaggs

Save the world's water and flush every other time u use the bathroom

— Everett Sandoval

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not…

— Jarod Kintz

You're like a turd that won't flush.

— Dennis Hopper

Is there a reason there's not a tampon dispenser in the West Wing basement?" And it was like, "No." Nobody had really just ever…

— Alyssa Mastromonaco

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

— Robin Williams