Life Quote by John Green

“She felt ridiculous standing in the middle of the woods hugging a roll of toilet paper to her chest. And oh so vulnerable, too.…

— Diane Alberts

“His bowels threatened to loosen as the grizzly that moments ago had been playfully bathing was now seething.”

— Ryan Seek

“I held onto Caeden’s neck with one hand and used the other to keep my dress from flashing my fanny at any unsuspecting woodland…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“So, basically, I'm risking my life because you pansies don't want to pick up tampons.”

— Rhiannon Frater

“Wanker had the manners of a used tampon.”

— L.J. Shen

“In my day, girls were robust, strapping creatures, not twigs like they are nowadays.”

— Cassandra Clare

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have taken off my bird costume before peeping on them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Alex shrugged out of his jacket and slung it onto the bed.When he reached for mine, I tried to remember if I'd taken the…

— Melissa Jensen

“They looked so dangerous, like alligators. Really fast alligators wearing black. Ninja alligators. I decided not to use that one on Megan.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“After breakfast, I parted ways with Colin even though he was all about us going for a run or something—and who in the hell…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Shut up. How was I supposed to know two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?”

— Ilona Andrews

“Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons.”

— Adrienne Wilder