Tampons Quote by Shelly Laurenston Download Open image ““Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!”” — Shelly Laurenston ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Damn Tampons Let Pharmacy Pharmacy God Tampons Tampons Treat
“So, basically, I'm risking my life because you pansies don't want to pick up tampons.” — Rhiannon Frater Copy Share Image
“Can we agree to a decent working rapport, here? Because I really don't have time for this, and I can always stuff you back… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Ouch," he said. "Move your foot." "No." "Go away." "Glad to see you, too." "What are you doing here?" I asked. "You missed the… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“After two weeks of feeling dead numb, I decided the sewage system needed the pills more than I did, so I flushed them all… — Kate Ellison Copy Share Image
..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
I want to be a pharmacist. Just so I can yell Now take your suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“if I were you, I wouldn’t try and track her down.” “Why not?” “Because when it comes to Dee, you’re better off not knowing… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She sighed as if she’d realized the worst thing imaginable. “We’re going to be together and in love forever, aren’t we?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“It’s just taking some getting used to. The snarling, the hissing, the purring. Then I have to deal with it from the baby….” “Ha,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I have iced tea, dear. Or beer?” “Maybe a saucer of milk?” Gwen and Alla looked over at Lock and he immediately pointed at… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Explain to me again how matricide is illegal in some states,” Sissy growled from behind him as he pulled her toward the enormous staircase.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I hate her.” “Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Are you afraid?" Volker questioned while sitting at the table and getting comfortable. "No. But I have incredible luck with dice and I am… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some territorial male.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. “There are big breasts in my face,” he announced to anyone who would… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I’m okay,” he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like “marry me.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Miki held up a tennis ball, looked at Sara’s new Pack, and tossed it out into the forest away from the ongoing rave. They… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She still sighed out her answer, though. “Fine. I’ll go.” “Now, darlin’. I know I’m pulling you away from playing grab ass with my… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish them no… — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I got hit up for a tampon commercial and so I asked [JD and Jo] if they had anything. Jo sent that over and… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have… — John Green Copy Share Image
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear eavesdropping boys, No, we weren't really talking about tampons. We just wanted you to go away. Sincerely, it worked, didn't it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage.… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her if she… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
![“I got hit up for a tampon commercial and so I asked [JD and Jo] if they had anything. Jo sent that over and I was like, "I love this track. Oh my god. It's so upbeat. It's so positive. It would be so great for a tampon commercial." That commercial never came through, so then I just had it. I was…” quote by Kathleen Hanna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/768/kathleen-hanna-1726_clinton_i-got-hit-up-for-a-tampon-commercial-and_68158.jpg)
