Being annoyed Quote by Unkown

Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women.

— Anonymous

It's a sponge and I'm a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don't just have square…

— Karen Marie Moning

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

— Stephen Colbert

Lol spongebob !!! XD

— Kayla

I was just looking at a packet that had SpongeBob thong underwear, so it goes farther than I would imagine.

— Stephen Hillenburg

Try to be a filter, not a sponge.

— Stephen Chbosky

I thought, If I'm so afraid of a bikini, there's something wrong. And so I had to get back into one!

— Valerie Bertinelli

I don't really like wearing bikinis. And if you don't either, don't make yourself.

— Kelly Osbourne

I get more pussy than a tampon

— Swaggs

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend…

— Winston Churchill

Certainly I'm not going to sit on the Internet all day and read what Sam from Iowa is saying about me. But I'm a…

— Eminem

Most sponges in the ocean are sedentary: They attach themselves to a rock and sit and filter-feed the rest of their lives and reproduce,…

— Stephen Hillenburg