If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal. — John Fowles Copy Share Image
Our [American] money system is structurally brittle. It doesn't matter if you put a very clever guy or a stupid guy at… — Bernard Lietaer Copy Share Image
“It is because of the Biblical curse on man's search for knowledge, which has so paralyzed his mind during the past ages,… — Joseph Lewis Copy Share Image
Firstly, the farmers, the most stupid set of people in existence, who, clinging to feudal prejudices, burst forth in masses, ready to… — Friedrich Engels Copy Share Image
If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before… — Kyle Copy Share Image
Definitely. More and more I understand that it's very fine not to know where you come from. There is line in a… — Amelie Nothomb Copy Share Image
I've made some stupid decisions, so I have to be careful. I once said 'no' to a film that was a number-one… — Sophie Monk Copy Share Image
The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stuff that's not needed. — Zara Phillips Copy Share Image
When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
A woman is always Right. But sometimes confused or may be misinformed or rude or stubborn or senseless or unchangeable about her… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
1 day you love me and then 1 day you hate me. 1 day you wanna forget me and then turn around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Barrons’ lips twitched. I’d almost made him smile. Barrons smiles about as often as the sun comes out in Dublin, and it… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn… — David Byrne Copy Share Image
A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker. — David Hume Copy Share Image
...and I have this stupid little thought that Aaron didn't survive the croc attack after all, that he died but he's so… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
It's natural to feel fear. All great warriors are afraid. Only the stupid and the delusional are not... — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. "I am not here." Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. "Eoin's… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
We didn't have lawyers and accountants. No one was watching out for our money. We'd go to the office and get money… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
If all human beings understood history, they might cease making the same stupid mistakes over and over. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Madame Nature allows no dangerous classes, in the modern sense. She has, doubtless for some wise reason, no mercy for the weak.… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
You don't make stupid internet videos or show people you have too much free time, you just say the right things and… — Drake Copy Share Image
You have to be really, really confident in your decision to marry somebody. I don't think my parents were stupid, but I… — Cassadee Pope Copy Share Image
Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality. — Clive James Copy Share Image
“MOLLY: You don't like New Years Eve? Are you insane? It's literally the best holiday ever. You just party all night and… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
"Let's say we discover the gene that says the kid's gonna be gay. How many parents, if they knew before the kid… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
September 11 definitely opened our eyes, but when I was 19 or whatever on the last record, we just didn't care about… — Deryck Whibley Copy Share Image
![“Our [American] money system is structurally brittle. It doesn't matter if you put a very clever guy or a stupid guy at the wheel. The clever guy will take a half hour to have an accident, and the stupid guy will take ten minutes.” quote by Bernard Lietaer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/817/bernard-lietaer-36749_accidents_our-american-money-system-is-structurall_1748266.jpg)
![“Definitely. More and more I understand that it's very fine not to know where you come from. There is line in a song by Georges Brassens [French singer-songwriter]: 'Les imbciles heureux qui sont ns quelquepart.' I will never be one of the happy stupid that were born somewhere. This way of life is…” quote by Amelie Nothomb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/70d/amelie-nothomb-1581_born_definitely-more-and-more-i-understand-th_1751287.jpg)
![“Let's say we discover the gene that says the kid's gonna be gay. How many parents, if they knew before the kid was gonna be born, [that he] was gonna be gay, they would take the pregnancy to term? Well, you don't know but let's say half of them said, "Oh, no, I don't wanna do that to a kid." [Then…” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d4e/rush-limbaugh-28_abortion_let-s-say-we-discover-the-gene-that-says_1770281.jpg)
