I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
