Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for --… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Those tax-exempt bonds were put in so that a town or a state or a government could sell more bonds than it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The good people of Dakota offered to give Calvin Coolidge a farm if he would live on it. I wouldn't advise you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Legalize racing in every State. Sure people will bet, but they get to see the horses run and you certain can't see… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
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