If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex? — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Ladies love me when I spray the mic But there aint no "I" in snuggling Aint no "U" in "Stay the night" — Mac Lethal Copy Share Image
When I go on a holiday to a tropical place, I'll spray tan before I go. — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Before I walk a mile in another person's shoes I spray them with disinfectant. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a germ freak. When I get on a plane, I spray my seat and everything with Lysol Disinfectant Spray. — Kelly Rowland Copy Share Image
I like to have a spray bottle filled with apple juice to spray onto my meat. Whether it's pork, chicken, or beef,… — Johnny Trigg Copy Share Image
Each time a swarm of worries invades your mind, refuse to be affected; wait calmly, while seeking the remedy. Spray the worries… — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
“It was a figure of a whale, with a white triangle that was supposed to be its spray. The spray moved up… — Paul Fleischman Copy Share Image
People are incredibly literal sometimes in how they view you. You have dark hair and pale skin? You must be brooding. The… — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
“As a backup, I intended to get a quart of defense spray. I wasn't much good with a gun, but I was… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Plantations of good morals are easily captivated, colonized and corrupted by the pests of a bad company. Spray away bad companies and… — israelmore ayivor Copy Share Image
Shepard Fairey, the street artist responsible for President Obama's 'Hope' poster, is now facing vandalism charges in Detroit. It's pretty serious. Detroit… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The dream on the pillow, That flits with the day, The leaf of the willow A breath wears away; The dust on… — Letitia Elizabeth Landon Copy Share Image
Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
[Donald Trump] puts a miner's hat on.The media, some in it, were concerned - or hoping - that Trump would have helmet… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Wherever there is injustice, there is anger, and anger is like gasoline - if you spray it around and somebody lights a… — Scilla Elworthy Copy Share Image
At last the anchor was up, the sails were set, and off we glided. It was a sharp, cold Christmas; and as… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Time is the guy at the amusement park who paints shirts with an airbrush. He sprays out the color in a fine… — Ian Caldwell Copy Share Image
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash,… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I learned to paint at home from my mom. She was a very good teacher, but with spray paint, I taught myself.… — Alec Monopoly Copy Share Image
When the planes still swoop down and aerial spray a field in order to kill a predator insect with pesticides, we are… — Paul Hawken Copy Share Image
The rugged trees are mingling Their flowery sprays in love; The ivy climbs the laurel To clasp the boughs above. — William C. Bryant Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I work out like a maniac and I spray tan a lot. Genetics were kind, but I work very hard. — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
Two roses on one slender spray In sweet communion grew, Together hailed the morning ray And drank the evening dew. — James Montgomery Copy Share Image
Hear how the birds, on ev'ry blooming spray, With joyous musick wake the dawning day. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
The friendship we share grows amidst the craggy rock pond; reeds of water spray fireflies scented with bonfires. — Bradley Chicho Copy Share Image
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to work out that it was something that could move, without having everybody in spray painted leotards. — Colleen Atwood Copy Share Image
What I would like in my painting is simply a spray of colour that hangs like a cloud, but does not lose… — Jules Olitski Copy Share Image
My must-have hair products are Phyto silk spray and Kusco-Murphy setting lotion. — Johanna Braddy Copy Share Image
If you want someone to miss you, go secretly and spray your fragrance somewhere. — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
I'm very English. I'm white. I mean, I'm so pale. With spray tans they start peeling and start getting really dirty looking. — Sam Claflin Copy Share Image
If you're going to saute something, lightly spray olive oil in the pan or on veggies before you serve them. It adds… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image