I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
