In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces put yourself back together again and stupidly take another… — From LOVE And SEX Movie Copy Share Image
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I am a very strong supporter of the Second Amendment. And I am I don't know if Hillary was saying it… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
When I present those clip shows and movie mistakes and things, the persona the writers adopt for me is unimpressed, superior, very… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
After more than half a century (Sleeping Beauty), Disney finally know what the meaning of true love (Maleficent). — Alvin Copy Share Image
Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute. — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share Image
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to… — Jae Hee Copy Share Image
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
