Sarcastic Quotes · Page 30

I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.

— The Blog That Describe Your Life

You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you.

— Anonymous

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

— Mark Twain

Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic…

— Henrik Vibskov

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

— Mark Twain

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

— Krysten Ritter

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder�it would be an apocalypse!

— Anonymous

“We’re automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists.” Damon”

— Eleni Papanou

The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're…

— Ricky Gervais

Bitch I'm Not Impressed , you must have got the Wrong Impression

— Syoung

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

— Jeannette Walls

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

— Oscar Wilde

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

— Tom Bergeron

It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed…

— George Bernard Shaw

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

— Irvin S. Cobb

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

— Allan Sloan

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

— Mae West

Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years…

— Bryan Singer

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so…

— Colleen Houck

Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

— Frank Capra

I always get the better when I argue alone.

— Oliver Goldsmith

Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related.

— J. C. Watts

I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I…

— Mark Twain

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

— Hemant Smarty

If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.

— Sean Penn