My give a fuck button totally failed to commence operation this morning..so, until further notice I'm activating my 'go-on-now' button. Act accordingly! — Nicole HIll Copy Share Image
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Oh you always retweet love quotes? You're so romantic I can't imagine why you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and… — Millie Bobby Brown Copy Share Image
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Why did you ask me to live with you? Werewolves hate vampires.” “I don’t,” said Kyle.” I’m not too fond of their… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. — William Dean Howells Copy Share Image
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
