The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
