I want to write I miss you at the brick, and throw it to you. Cause I want you to know how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me ruin your life, let me break your heart, then I'll ask you why we can't be friends. Let me rip… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
