I'm a few minutes late to class? Please, stare at me like I just killed five people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I had Kim Kardashians talent of not having any talent and making money out of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch. I had no idea you thought it was a secret. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to break up too, because I couldn't stand another day being around you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they're like hey what are you doing here? and I'm just like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching the fireworks alone is so romantic, I just wanna make out with myself... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the ones who know me, the dumb asses who lost me, the lucky ones who get to meet me and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh. So you chose a hoe for the night over the love of your life? Good choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ever wanted to commit suicide, I'd definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
