People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So my friend's little brother pretended he was Superman, and I whispered to my friend that it was too imaginative. His brother… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember there was this thing I used to do at night. I think it was called "sleep." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interupt the start of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
