I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder�it would be an apocalypse! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh you always retweet love quotes? You're so romantic I can't imagine why you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, then you are at least consistent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your dick was as big as your mouth I might would have been impressed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For guys its bros before hoes, for girls its chicks before dicks, for me it who ever the eff has my back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Light can replace Dark, Success can replace Failure, Smile can replace Pain, But nothing can replace YOU, WHY? . . cuz Defective… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
